1) Cover your stump
before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don't be
silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don't be a
loner, cover your boner
6) You can't go wrong, if you shield your dong
7)
If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she's
spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
10)
If you slip between her thighs, condomize
11) She won't get sick if you wrap
your dick
12) If you go into heat, package your meat
13) While your
undressing Venus, dress up your penis
14) When you take off her pants and
blouse, suit up your mouse
15) Especially in December, gift wrap your
member
16) Never ever deck her, with an unwrapped pecker
17) Don't be a
fool, vulcanize your tool
18) The right selection, is to protect your
erection
19) Wrap it in foil, before you check her oil
20) A crank with
armor, will never harm her
21) If you really love her, wear a cover
22)
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
23) Sex is cleaner with a packaged
wiener
24) If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket
25) No
glove, no love
26) If you think she'll sigh, cover old one eye
27) Even If
she's eager, protect her beaver
28) No one likes a horses ass, protect
yourself at climax
29) Shield her from the hunt until you shoot her in the
cunt
30) Avoid a frown, contain your clown
31) Harness the pygmy man
before entering the bearded clam
32) Constrain the little head before you
stick it in the shed
33) Put a condom on your dink before you dart it in her
sink
34) The weasel you must surround before you please her on the
ground
35) Cloak the joker before you poke her
36) Encase that torch
before you paint her porch
37) Cape your throbber before you bob her
38)
After detection sheath your erection
39) Before you penetrate hide your
magistrate
40) Don't surprise her plug your Geyser
41) Cover that lumber
before you pump her
42) Protect her wrinkle before you sprinkle
43) She
won't bristle if you wrap your whistle
44) House your noodle then release
your strudel
45) Put your dog in the pound and make her yelp like a
hound
46) Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
47) Cage that snake then
shake and bake
48) Cover your peter it will be much neater
49) Coat that
Labrador then allow him to explore
50) It's always funky to cage your
monkey
51) It won't be funny with a coatless dummy
52) It won't be fun
with an unwrapped thumb
53) It's not much money to catch your honey
54)
Don't be a fool cover your tool
55) Hood that match then scratch that
thatch
56) Stitch that switch then itch her niche
57) Wrap that tool to
catch the drool
58) It ain't no jibe to protect her hive
59) Contain that
sputum before you use him
60) Restrain your log then plow her bog
61)
Glove your pecker before you check her
62) Coat that slimmer before you prime
her
63) Condomize then womanize (or sodomize)
64) Cover old pete then
grind her meat
65) Guard your peter before you meet her
66) Check your
list before you tryst
67) Wrap your bate before you mate
68) Can your worm
before you squirm
69) Cover your pipe you dumb ass wipe
70) Contain your
lizard then tickle her gizzard
71) Bag the mole then do her hole
72) Cuff
your carrot before you share it
73) Jail your number then call the
plumber
74) Cover your vein then drive her insane
75) Wrap that pickle
then slip her a tickle
76) Protect your dink then fluff her mink
77)
Restrain your lantern then stick it in her cavern
78) Hide ole harry then
take her cherry
79) Wrap that spout then bore her out
80) Conceal your
train don't cause her pain
81) Guard your bridge then do her ridge
82)
Shroud your trout then make her shout
83) To make her squat like a turkey,
cover your Jerky
84) Box your blister then poke her in the whiskers
85)
Wrap your spout to catch the trout
86) Plug your funnel then enter the
tunnel
87) Cover your steamer before you ream her
88) Protect that fish
then dip it in the dish
89) Contain that bass for a swim in her glass
90)
Be sure to wear it to feed her ferret
91) Clothe the boner before you hone
her
92) Got no protection? Can't use your erection!
93) Cork your pump or
you don't hump
94) No unwrapped stags get between my legs
95) Dress that
erection to make a deflection
96) Contain that shanker before you spank
her
97) Cap that seeder before you breed her
98) Stop the stream before
you cream
99) Secure that ladder then drain your bladder
100) Protect your
screw to catch that glue
101) Package your meat for a real neat
treat
102) Holster your gun then shootings more fun
103) Canvas that
trailer before you nail her
104) Garage the tractor then attack her
105)
Net that grass hopper before you pop her
106) Sock that wanger before you
bang her
107) Pen that rooster, she'll be much looser
108) Trim your
hardwood then do her real good
109) Garnish your oak then give her a
poke
110) Pouch your associate then go fornicate
111) Smother your
affiliate before you ejaculate
112) Confine your fascinate before it
regurgitates
113) Catch that goat before it bloats
114) Ensnare that
barbarian then do her abdomen
115) Restrain your hammer then wham bam
her
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116) Prune that
stalk then make her squawk
117) Wrap that rod then please her bod
118)
Sheath that knife she ain't your wife
119) House that bottle then mash her
throttle
120) Sash that hash then thrash that gash
121) Cover your diddle
then fiddle her middle
122) Can your knob then throb her swab
123) Contain
old Doug then clean her rug
124) Cover your limb before you swim
125)
Retain your bailer then impail her
126) Rope your dope then make some
soap
127) Net your salamander then make salad in her
128) Cap your flapper
then sniff her snapper
129) Wrap that Steed then trample her weeds
130)
Hat that chef then scramble her cleft
131) Cover your stone before you
bone
132) House your hose then curl her toes
133) Saddle your penis then
straddle her mean ass
134) Blanket your twitch then hump that bitch
135)
Shield your rocks then pond her box
136) Cover old sly then do her
dry
137) Wrap your rail then fill her pail
138) Glove your chimney before
you come in me
139) If your nude tube your dude
140) Cloak your hitter
then go split her
141) Wrap your nipper before you dip her
142) Can your
spam then bam that mam
143) Corral your ram then slice her ham
144) Sheath
your sliver then jab her liver
145) Twist your wick then stick that
prick
146) Cover old Bart then dart her tart
147) Shed old spot then do
her slot
148) Drawer your pip then split her lips
149) Contain that leach
then mash her peach
150) Bag your elm then take the helm
151) Constrain
your gem to catch the flem
152) Catch that head cheese or I won't spread
these
153) Constrain that agate you ain't no faggot
154) Survey your land
then plant her stand
155) Before you drive her protect that diver
156)
Sack that slimy smelt then tan her beaver pelt
157) Wrap that stiffer then
let him sniff her
158) Cover you post then slice her roast
159) Blanket
old juicy then plug old loosey
160) Balloon your baboon the moon tune her
poon
161) Contain that viper before you pipe her
162) Wrap your whopper,
then go bop her
163) Protect your cock with the sock.
164) Slip it on
before you slip it in.
165) Don't leave it to God, cover your rod.
164) Do
a good deed, don't spill your seed.
165) Tub that sub then rub her
hub
166) Wrap Mr. Clean then introduce her spleen
167) Dam your giver then
fill her quiver
167) Wrap your wang before you bang
168) instead of your
dick use a stick
169) instead of a sticky make a quickie
170) jack that
slacker then you can whack her
171) Wrap it before you tap it
172) Wrap
your meat before you beat
173) Don't excrete, wrap your meat
174) If you
take her to bed, protect your head
175) Pack it in plastic, it'll be
fantastic
176) if you'r not Shaq O'neal you might as well wrap your
real
177) You Cover before you shove her
178) Protect your meat before you
cram it in her seat
179) Suit up your eel, before you make a deal
180)
Cover your fluid-ray or you'll have to pay
181) Don't be a fool, wrap your
tool
182) if you think shes spunky, cover your monkey!
183) Wrap it before
you slap it
184) Conceal your mushroom shape before you part her beef
drapes
185) Don't be uncertain protect yourself before entering her meat
curtain
186) Cover your rock-o before sour creaming her taco
187) use a
shield before you sew her field
188) Put on your hat before you give her a
splat
189) cover your snitch before you ram the bitch
190) hide old nick,
before you jab her ribs
191) Flag your pole
192) Before a late night wrap
it up tight
193) don't have sex without latex
194) Cover Billy then make
her silly
195) wear a helmet to go to war
196) wrap the cock let it
drop
197) cover your meat and make some heat
198) wrap your stump before
you hump
199) Cover your shooter, then shoot in her pooter
200) Garnish
your beef, then dive her reef
201) Shield your funnel and engage her
tunnel
202) Cover your mound, and prepare to pound
203) Sheath your blade,
then give her the spade
204) Wrap your shaft before you break her in
half
205) Roll your oat, then paddle her boat
206) Cover your yam then
pound her ham
207) Armour the tank before you enter the flank
208) sWrap
the goat before swimming in her moat
209) Leash your pet before launching
your jet
210) Baton down the hatch before feeding her snatch
211) Chain
the beast before presenting the feast
212) Before you tap it, wrap it
213)
Cap your tinkle before you visit the fish wrinkle
214) Save her cunt, from
shit loads of spunk!
215) Wrap your dill before you spill
216) Dont be a
Fool, wrap your tool
217) Wrap that gator, no regrets later
218) Wrap your
meat and get her in the sheets!
219) Don't forget the diaper when you're
laying piper
220) when you nail her accsessorize your sailor
221) Put on a
rubber before you sub her
222) Don't trust Jesus cover your penis
223)
Dress him up before you mess her up
224) Holster your Pistol before you whip
her
225) before you bang cover your wang
226) No matter what kind of meat
you put in your sandwich you still have to wrap up your hoggie
227) Put a
cover on yer hammer then ram her and ram her
228) Clothe the boner before you
own her
229) Before you make a disaster put the saftey on your
blaster
230) protect ur pole before u battle with the hole
231) No shirt,
no flirt!
232) Wrap it before you tap it
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